The New Citizen Kane
RememberFreddy Got Fingered? Damn, that movie was great. “Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausa-ges?” I sing that every time my roommate’s cooking breakfast food. Classic.
This film is a goddamn American institution. Or, it should be. Children in school should watch a different scene every morning immediately after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. It should play on the jumbotron at every Major League Baseball game. “Look at me, daddy! I’m a farmer!”
Also, there are four old games you can now play on your Xbox One if you want:Alan Wake’s American Nightmare,Lego Batman,Trials HD, andSam & Max: Beyond Time & Space. That Xbox One can play DVDs too, so…you know.
