Someone get them the Nobel Prize in character naming
Have you been enjoying my news posts on Destructoid so far? Well hold on to your undercrackers because after this paragraph you sure as fuck won’t: I lovedBrink.I pre-ordered it, I played it to death, I got a character to the level limit and I even kept track of the short-lived MLG presence it had. IadoredBrink. I also drink lead paint and put forks in plug sockets because my taste in games implies I clearly hate myself. But that’s besides the point becauseBrinkwas fantastic and you all were wrong about not liking it.
And so along cameDirty Bomb,Brinkdeveloper Splash Damage’s latest foray in to multiplayer FPS, this time opting for the free-to-play route. It cut out the really fun parkour fromBrink… and the interesting setting… and basically everything I liked aboutBrink. But hey at least we have this new rad ex-business lawyer woman with a grenade launcher as the latest playable class! Yeah! What’s she called? Uh… Nader? Seriously? Oh. Okay then.
Nader is basically Martyrdom fromCall of Duty: the Class. She has a big ol’ grenade launcher (which is convenient seeing as she’s called fuckingNader), and when she’s killed a grenade will detonate and kill any pesky teabaggers close by.
Splash Damage has released a trailer showing Nader off a bit more. Honestly I’m still interested to see whereDirty Bombgoes purely because of how much fun I got out ofBrink, but I doubt it could top my darling unloved baby.
Also it’s a fucking stupid name I meancome on Nader are you kidding me people got paid to come up with this?!?!
