Yep, that’s right. Dirk the Daring is hitting the DSi in all his glorified-choose-your-own-adventure-book finery!Dragon’s Lairhas beenrated by Germanyof all places as a digital download for Nintendo’s portable service, meaning that a new generation of gamers can tell an idiotic knight what to do.

Germany’s USK rating system has listed the game, spilling the beans in very much the same way as America’s ESRB tends to do. This marks the first time I’ve genuinely been hyped for a DSiWare game. Yes, I know, it’s not really much of a game, but nor is most of the trash on that service, and at least this one has nostalgia value.

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