Roller Mobster
A few days after launch, I’ve learned a valuable lesson inFall Guys: don’t let crowns burn a hole in your pocket.Resist. If you waste your hard-earned currency on filler items, you might miss a cool outfit.
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There’s no way I’ll be able to score ten wins – five for the rooster-headed top, five for the bottom – in time to afford this sweetHotline MiamiJacket outfit. I’ve gotten five winstotalacross all of myFall Guysexploits, and lately, I’ve been on a real losing streak. Y’all are getting better. My days are numbered.
That, and theservers are strugglingthis afternoon. I’m expecting a rocky first weekend.
If you haven’t peeked at the Season 1 rewards yet, heads up: you may earn three crowns without ever winning a game. And if you feel like you’re never going to outplay your competition, hang in there – you never know when every single player in front of you is gonna botch the final jump in Fall Mountain.
I’m sure the Jacket costume will return to the shop eventually, to say nothing of countlesscrossover itemsthat are likely inFall Guys‘ future, but dang. I should get the Guy Fieri-esqueHotrod Flamespattern to make myself feel better. Crowns can be elusive, but kudos come pretty fast, win or lose.
While we’re talking Devolver team-ups, I’d like to formally request anEnter the Gungeoncostume.
