Fellating Indiana Jones

Anthony educates Ashly on the magic that is theIndiana Jonesfilm series, the source of inspiration for such games asUnchartedandTomb Raider. Of course, this opens another opportunity to poke fun atKingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Let me step to the side here and say that the constant lambasting ofKingdom of the Crystal Skullis getting old. C’mon, guys. It wasn’tthatbad. People keep holding up the fridge scene as the point when it all went south, as though there aren’t a million things in the entire series that make very little sense. Remember inTemple of Doomwhen Indy, Short Round, and Willie jump off the airplane atop an inflatable raft anddon’tget smashed on the ground? Pretty far-fetched, right?

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And don’t give me crap about the aliens. When you found out that the film revolved around “crystal skulls,” someone somewhere should have hypothesized that it would touch upon the extraterrestrial angle.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

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Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel