Damn! Dang! Darn! Uhh… Dildos!
I think the lesson Bill and I learned playingD4: Dark Dreams Don’t Dieis that we need to calibrate the Kinect, and make sure it can see us properly. Beyond that, I’m still unclear what this game is about, and it’s vaguely upsetting to try and make sense of it.
It feels a bit like some kind of crossover betweenCheersandThe Butterfly Effect, but through a glass darkly, and from within a thick cloud of paint fumes. Is that a good thing? I don’t know. But we sure look stupid playing it.









