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The high-school valkyrie returns Telenet Japan’s classic adventureValisis the latest in a long line of retro franchises considering lacing up the boots one more time. The action-adventure series, which will see its 35 anniversary in 2021,has just received a shiny new website in Japan, complete with the potential teasing of a brand new entry. Originally launching on the PC-88 and MSX home computers in 1986,Valis: The Fantasm Soldier,told the story of a modern-age schoolgirl – Yuko Asou – who is designated by fate to protect three spiritual realms from invading monsters....

I’m deep in E3 planning, so when any one event gets canceled or shuffled, I’m not entirely pleased. But Valve, it can do whatever it wants. See, it had aPortal 2press conference event taking place on Monday, June 14. Now it’s not happening; it’s been canceled. Valve says that it has replaced the event with a “surprise,” but doesn’t go into any details. I’ll find out, I’m sure — I’m already penciled in to seePortal 2(and whatever else they’d like to show me — begin speculation now) behind-closed-doors....

As part of an update available next month, theWii Photo Channelwill be replacing the MP3 file format with the ability to play higher-quality AAC files. Also compatible will be MP4 audio files in the m4a format, but MP3 is about to be kicked to the curb. So much for most of my music library. Current Wii owners should be able to simply skip the update if they wish to keep their MP3s, but all consoles sold at retail next month and beyond will come with it already installed....

Kotakuchased a rumor from theXboxHackerforums about a possible hardware revision to the Xbox 360 Arcade, checking with Microsoft for the official word on what is being called the “Jasper” unit. Microsoft ‘fessed up: We are doubling the size of the internal memory of the Xbox 360 Arcade from 256 MB to 512 MB … We want to offer consumers a bit more memory at the same low price so they can enjoy more experiences on Xbox LIVE....

That chump has a monopoly and I’m busting it Can you believe how dumb theLink’s Awakeningshopkeeper is? Still falling for the same tricks 26 years later. Yes, you can still steal the bow intheLink’s Awakeningremakeon Switch. For those of you who may not have been caught up in what could have been your first act of childhood debauchery, you’re able to steal the pricey over 900-cost Rupee bow and arrow inLink’s Awakeningfrom the shopkeeper in Mabe Village byrunning behind the cash register, confusing him, then running out the door....

Gone in a Flash Zynga has announced that its era-defining Facebook app,FarmVillewill be closing its barn doors for good in December, following almost 11 successful years of operation. Zynga revealed the newsin a statement on its official website. “We’re aware that many of you have been with us since the very beginning, helping to build an incredible global community of players over the years who’ve enjoyed this game just as much as we have,” said the developer....

There are many meals inDisney Dreamlight Valley, and more are added with every update. Because of this, it can be hard to figure out what’s worth cooking, especially depending on whether you’re trying to cook for profit or use your meals for energy. Whether you’re looking to restore some energy for tasks around the Valley or you want to make a quick buck, I’ve narrowed down the 10 best meals for each purpose....

I’m trying to avoid upfront spoilers, but you can guess who Cyberpunk 2077is no stranger to cameo appearances – some you’ll instantly recognize, some you won’t – and I’m still torn. Do they hurt the experience more than they help? How much is too much? One thing I’m definitely happy to see is a fitting end to a certain will-they-won’t-they guest spot. (Spoilers below this unrelated trailer) We kind of figured as much, but yeah, Hideo Kojima is featured inCyberpunk 2077....

Alan Wake’s first chapter begins on odd footing. You start off viewing a live-action interview between Alan and the mysterious Mr. Door. Things don’t get going until it ends. If you need help figuring out what to do after, here’s ourAlan Wake 2– Initiation 1: Late Night walkthrough. At the start of the chapter, walk to the TV and hold the activation button to start the live-action segment. Once you get through quite possibly the most awkward four minutes of Alan’s life,leave the stage and walk through the exit door past the cameras and drum set on the left....

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY We have a really good show for you this time. Dale North is on the program and he and Colette geek out considerably over thePersonaseries. There is a pretty huge spoiler in there, which is clearly labeled in the show notes. So you’ve been warned. Possibly multiple times. There’s some discussion about otherShin Megami Tenseigames as well and, since there’s all this other Atlus stuff going on, a touch ofTrauma Team....

Four new mobile games you should check out Bread Kittyby developer Bake450 is kind of likePokemon, except it involves all real world cats. You collect, battle, and train these cats, and part of the battling system involves you equipping various types of bread around your cat’s faces to improve their combat ability. Yes, the bread cat meme has been converted into a battle game and it’s super adorable. The art style is pretty cute, there’s multiplayer, over 100 different types of cats to collect (ranging from household kitties to big cats like tigers), and it’s pretty easy to play....

WithResident Evil 5hitting shelves on March 13, we’re getting into critical “give me this s**t now” territory. From ourfirst detailed glimpse early in 2008to thelevels Hamza got his pawson in December, one thing is evident — we want it, and we want it now. Capcom brought along a new stage to show off at this year’s CES, which has Chris and Sheva as passengers on a small boat, taking out infected villagers from afar as they roll swiftly down the river....

What kept you? Clockwork Aquario, the long-lost arcade adventure from the early ’90s,is finally set for its day in the sun. Thanks to the tireless efforts of publishers ININ Games and Strictly Limited, the M.I.A. platformer will launch on PS4 and Nintendo Switch in Europe on November 30, almost 30 years on from its initially scheduled release date. Whilewe have talked aboutClockwork Aquariohere at Destructoida number of times, here is a brief refresher....