Garbage
Have we all seen those images detailing what the originalSuper Mario Bros.would be likeif it were made today? Those were humorous when they first made the rounds. This, however — a real game calledRollerCoaster Tycoon 4 Mobile— is no laughing matter.
Previous media for the new game, out now on iOS, was enough forus to be skepticalbut still left room for the slightest bit of hope that it wouldn’t be awful from top to bottom. The fact thatRollerCoaster Tycoon 4 Mobilecosts $2.99and comes with in-game currency “worth $5” should be introduction enough for when you click that play button. If you even click it.
There goes what little faith I had in the upcoming PC version, which is now described as “offering co-op gameplay and even more social features.” Such a disappointing use of the property.
