Disclaimer: Rampant stereotyping to follow! Sure, I guess a 60-year-old woman could, in theory, become a graffiti artist, but theLaw of Averagesisn’t down with that.

The Garner, NC, fuzz aren’t stupid. The male 18-35 demographic loves two things: video games and vandalism. When you set one against the other, everybody wins.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Apparently, the GPDhas a problem. Someone has beenJetSetting around the town and tagging the wordGhoston government buildings, street signs, and a school. And the residents aren’t happy. Something about community dignity. Whatever … must beold people. I’ll admit that I kind of like graffiti. It’s insanely hard to do, and, if done well, can really inspire art worthy of any Zeitgeist. But you know what else I like? A chance to get $1,500 or a new console of my choice by snitching on some chump.

The graffiti has become such an issue (every few days, a new tag appears) that the Board of Aldermen has proposed a $1,000 reward for information that leads to an arrest which will be matched by $500 from the Garner 5-0. Or they’ll throw in a PS3, Xbox 360, or a Wii.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

That’s some pretty nifty psychological trickery they’ve got going on. Assuming that both the graffiti artist and the group of people that would know who he is are all young males, which do you choose? Sticking it to the Man? Or using said Man to score some loot?

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Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

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