Alright, alright. Uncle. I concede. The ponies are funny. Happy now, God dammit?

This weekend, Maurice Tan asks analyst Jesse Divinch if the Vita has a rough road ahead, Jordan Devore is drowning in discounted Steam games, I attempt to act relevant to the conversation as Bill Zoeker and Johnny Luchador chat up I-Mockery’s Roger Barr, and the CES overflow continues.

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Destructoid Original:All items in the Destructoid store now on sale!Divnich Divines: Do Japanese Vita sales spell trouble?Comments of the Week: Sexual PredatorLive show: Roger Barr to appear on Also Talks todayBacklog rising: Recovering from Steam’s holiday 2011 sale

Community:Tips for securing your Xbox Live accountCommunity blogs of1/14 & 1/15Forum thread of the day:Sh*t People say on Facebook

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

Previews:I Shoot Many Robots (and you can too)

Events:CES: Hands-on with the joyfully dark ScarygirlCES: Ice Dragon Cooling brought their cool dragonCES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken sticks keep the standards highCES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken fightpad is little but mightyCES: Mad Catz Soulcalibur stick should please Namco fans

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News:The winners of the 2012 IGF Student ShowcaseOrgan Trail: Director’s Cut a success on KickstarterDonating money to oppose SOPA on the industry’s behalfObama Administration officially doesn’t support SOPA/PIPAYep: Origin required for all PC versions of Mass Effect 3Vita RPG Ruin sees a name change; is now Warrior’s LairOddworld: Munch’s Oddysee HD set for a Q2 releaseStandageddon: Kid Icarus: Uprising comes with a stand

Offbeat:Videogame-themed beer pong tables are righteously crunkCount the game references in rapper Random’s ‘Epoch’

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Media:The King of All Cosmos is as awesome as your principalLots of details on new patch for League of LegendsShinobido 2 trailer shows the way of the ninjaRunner 2 secrets unlocked in this drunken video exposeMeet the fantastic cast of Code of PrincessI wish I had made Katawa Crash

A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.